TrumpButt

Folks, let me tell you—we’ve made a *tremendous* browser extension. It’s called **TrumpButt**, and people are saying it’s one of the funniest things they’ve ever seen. Everyone’s talking about it. What does it do? Very simple. It replaces every mention of “Trump” with “Butt.” That’s right. Every single one. You load a page, you see the word “Trump,” BOOM—it’s “Butt” now. And it works everywhere—news sites, Twitter, blogs, the fake news—doesn’t matter. Nobody escapes the butt.

People are calling it *“very classy,”* and frankly, it’s genius. You install it once, and it just works. Instantly. Seamlessly. Behind the scenes. No setup, no nonsense. The popup? Gorgeous. The toggle switch? The best toggle. And the counter—wow, you can actually see how many butts you've created. That's productivity.

Now let’s talk privacy—this thing doesn’t collect *anything*. We don’t need your data. We don’t *want* your data. We keep it local, right in your browser, just like the Constitution intended.

Why install it? Because sometimes the world is a little too serious. And this little extension? It brings the laughs. It’s satire, it’s art, it’s perfect. Your friends will love it. Your enemies will hate it. Everyone wins.

They tried to stop us—but they couldn’t stop the butts.