Cynical Sally - AI Roasts Any Website
AI roasts any website in one click. Sally tells you what everyone's thinking but nobody's saying. Honest feedback, zero mercy.
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Meet Sally, she's not impressed.
Cynical Sally lives in your browser now. That landing page you're proud of? She has notes. Your LinkedIn profile? Oh, she has thoughts. That recipe blog with 47 paragraphs before the actual recipe? She's been waiting for this moment.
How it works:
Click Sally in your toolbar. She takes one look at whatever you're browsing and tells you what everyone's thinking but nobody's saying. Websites, profiles, portfolios, articles, online stores, nothing is safe, everything is fair game.
What Sally roasts:
- Websites & landing pages: "Bold choice putting your mission statement in Comic Sans energy"
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